Thilo's Website

Personal Websites are so 2015

How bored do you have to be to make a personal website?

2024

This was supposed to be a timeline of my life but I gave up on that so now it's just random junk about me.

2025

Thilo got into yoga in 2025.

But he's been doing horizontal yoga for years.

2023

In 2022 Thilo started YieldMetrics.org, a non-profit for cannabis
companies to standardize their data.

What is time?

Thilo's life in pictures.

2023.5

After 5 years of grinding it out, I feel so lucky to get to work remotely now.

2018

Co-founder Lume - vertically integrated cannabis company
Nowhere, Michigan

In 2018 he was contracted by Sunrise Agricultural Products.

Later that year they brought him in as full time and they made Lume.

2015

Thilo loves to travel. He has been to 36 countries and 44 states.

2014

Technical Co-founder @ Tuition.io - student loan management service
Los Angeles

Ohm

I believe life is all about balance.... ing

2011

Technical Co-founder @ CloudFarm - Dutch software company
Amsterdam, Netherlands

At one point in my his life, he loved to code.

Now he only does it for the ladies.

2012

Thilo
loves
Food

Thilo is a Level 7 Google Reviewer,
which is the equivilent of an orange belt in foodie.

2008-2010

Wrote, directed, produced Going With the Flow (2010)

Watch Trailer

2015

Comedy

Thilo went to the only accredited comedy school in the world.

And dropped out after a year..

He has performed standup many times, in prestiguous cities such as:
Toronto, LA, Chicago, NYC, Tokyo, Amsterdam, London, Tokyo, Paris.

And his sketch troupe performed at the renowened Second City Theater in Toronto.

Fun fact: Thilo went to Israel with Abbi Jacobson when she was first becoming interested in comedy.

There is a picture of us together somewhere.

2007

Drummer & Keyboardist for disco sex rock band Stein

Books

He used to read a lot but stopped now that I have AI to answer all my questions about life.

2002

He once was the Montana State Breakdancing Champion

Hello World

He was born and raised in a Montana mountain town.

He started planking after it was cool..

That's it. That's the whole website.